C: Don't cut the worms in half.
W: Oh don't worry. A thin film will form around the exposed area and mitosis will occur, causing the worm to completely regenerate.
C: Yeah... well, just don't cut the worms in half.
W: Those tomatoes look like they're dying.
C: I reckon they just need some water and they'll be fine.
W: Did you know there are two different types of Root Systems: fibrous and taproot; the first is where....
I swear all that boy reads is his Science Book, and all he watches besides Animal Planet, Discovery, and PBS Nature shows is Spongebob and probably that only because he likes marine biology.