(whispers)

mrs. Gifford is here. don't tell her I am. she calls me Christine. christine. i have always liked Chris. been able to tolerate Christie for the friendly ignorant. i even once suppressed grimaces at Chrissie though that was part of the silent treatment of silent silence. but oh, i tell you there is that something about Christine that just makes. me. want. to... BLOG.

oops. said that last too loud.

christiiine?

coming.